An Unconventional Teacher

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Every Breath You BernankeTake — coolest song written for US FED. LOL. LMAO!!

If you do not know the class, or do not have any idea of US CRISIS, you may not laugh as i m. Haha. Love their creativity. If we allow our young students to …. say, write a song about Chua’s sex scandal(damn it … he won. Malaysia can forgive if their politicians openly have sex with citizens), I think they could be VERY creative too. I dont mind to be one of the song writer!! Haha

Due to my busi-ness updating my trading blog, this personal blog taking a break. But, since i also want more audience to visit my blog, to motivate me to write here … then, CAN THOSE READING THESE LINES help me to promote to your friends, you neighbours, your brothers/sisters(and pressure them to forward to their friends!! LOL) …

Cheap advertisement. That is what we can do with our facebook, friendsters, blogs … even a network link to hv more casual-friends, if u know what i mean? Hehe

Go ahead. PROMOTE this blog and I will write about … err … One Night Stand? Err … that is old story liao, how about Chua Sex DVD? At 60+ with adult kids, he can still f**k? You need to admire his XXX drive/libido, u know … haha. BTW, MANY more politicians have many un-told sex-scandals outside. MONEY used to have more SEX? Many actresses involved, just for your naive mind. I dont mind being a politician, then. Haha.

I hv many things to blog about actually. But it is all politic-biased. That is why i hv to reserve myself(otherwise, Petra will get to know me INSIDE there). I hv a family, i still have goals … lets drop the politic ’stories’. We dont need to remind others that some Minister got away for having sex with an under-aged, and Lim Guan Eng jailed for protesting/protecting the victim?? Haha … Lets not go there …SEX is acceptable in Malaysia politics. It is a favour, in exchange of what-ever u want.

Mr Politician : Apa macam? I suka sama you punya prempuan muda.

Mr ABC : Tapi …. tuan, kami baru kahwin. Tidak elok tu … kalau i kasi 30% untung nanti, apa macam?

Mr Politician : WANG??!! Pu*i-mak lu. Lu ingat i tak da ka …

MR ABC : Soli-soli datuk … I tau you ada rm15juta dari projek lebuhraya tu.

MR Politician : Hey, pundik. U mana tau. Mau mati ka, u tau I kenal siapa!!

MR ABC : Soli la datuk. Jangan kasi-kasi malah malah busuk la. Ok, I kasi bini i satu malam saja, k?

MR Polician : U kasi i hilang mood. Ok, one night stand la.

MR ABC : Janji I dapat projek tu, ya.

Mr Politician : Tengok dulu how u punya bini kasi saya seronok.

MR ABC : ok, boss. Deal. (*$%%$&^)

That is over-simplying of our sickening politicians. MANY of them.

TEH

Noon … I heard that our SAM students were complaining to the LAN officers about the school, etc etc. ANd we do not have these problems with the A-level students, the previous time around. Hmm … i m not so sure whether this is only a few unhappy students but need to check on the complaints, tho. Hmmm ….

Ahmad Badawi —> read here. This is a very interesting writing on him : From Hero to Zero. Haha.

What Abdullah did was to add the slogan as the catalyst and the people were flocking to him as if he was God. Badawi’s promises for reforms were too good to believe yet that was what the people had been waiting for. The newly crowned king was so popular that a pathetic DJ (enough to say his name consists of two character) from 988 radio station was so obsessed that he immediately compared Badawi to China’s legendary Justice Bao (包青天). People were relieved that the country was finally free from the dictatorship and the feel good factor was on the air. Even the then opposition leader Lim Kit Siang was singing songs of praise for Badawi. Little did the 20-plus million populations realize that their nightmare had just begun. He was known as “Mr. Clean” so how bad could he be?

Abdullah Badawi’s journey to Zero

Hidden by the shadow of arrogance Abdullah Badawi thought he was invincible with the grand victory and he started to sleep on the job thinking he could fool the people all the time. Instead of surrounding himself with good advisors, Badawi chose to get close to shoe polishers. He thought his slogan should work forever and people won’t mind if he "sleeps a little". In fact he was an empty vessel who happened to be there at the right time at the right place. Furthermore if he managed to fool the old-fox Mahathir, chances are he can fool almost everybody. Who cares if all he got was only Islamic Studies under his belt and can’t even articulate any idea, let alone vision, to the audience. Obviously he has zero knowledge in Economic 101. He was the King of Sloganeering after all and that’s enough to stay in power - at least that was what he thought.

He might survives the premiership even to today if he was smart enough to at least engage smart advisors, regardless of race and background, to do his job while he continue his sleep. Hey, the saying goes that if you’re not so smart then employs smart people to do your chores. That was why I hope my kids will never be so smart because if they are, chances are high they’ll ended up working for someone else. But I guess a PM who does not have properly functioning brains deserves what he’s getting today. The final stroke of bad decision was obviously the forever fuel hike that caused the inflation to skyrocket. He went back to sleep thereafter leaving his deputy to urge people to change their style (again?) of living. When average-Joes on the street were having difficulties putting foods on the table that was when the earthquake started and tsunami hit his coalition party. The captain lost 5 states in the Mar general election. And when he thought the tsunami has ended, the next 78 sen (41%) fuel hike was announced and naturally opposition Anwar won Permatang Pauh by-election handsomely.

The second item on the top list that contributed to his fall was perhaps his continuous “racist” policies inherited from his master, Mahathir Mohamad. His party, UMNO, was allowed free hand in flashing racial cards ranging from brandishing the “keris”, telling the non-Malay that UMNO do not need a single of their votes to stay in power, threatening the non-Malay with “13th May” (again?) incident to even intimidating his own component parties such as Gerakan into submission. It was the highest degree of arrogance, abuse of power, mismanagement and corruption that led to the people’s “Makkal Sakti”. Myth-wise, his downfall could also be contributed to his decision to marry divorcee Jeanne Abdullah nee Danker, former wife of Abdullah’s late wife’s brother. Not sure if Badawi had consulted feng-shui master (can’t afford Lilian Too, Joey Yap or Master Soo’s consultation fees?) but it appeared his new wife somehow “accelerate” the end of his political career, talk about bad luck or “four pillars of destiny”. For this you got to give credit to Mahathir because he is a big fan of feng-shui. His “Islam Hadhari” could be blamed as well partly because naughtily it means “had hari” (limited days?) so I guess his expiry day has arrive.

Badawi, the Father of Empty Corridors

Badawi should stop beating around the bush that he’ll not defend his UMNO presidency in March 2009 because he loves the party and wish to put the nation’s interest above all. Accept the fact that he’s no longer welcome not only by the people at large but also by his own comrades within UMNO. Sure, somebody who is “next-in-line” could have plotted the Supreme Council Warlords to kick him out but if he can at least produce a non-blank report-card since he took over the premiership, the attempt would not have been so easy. He tried to imitate his successor in promoting mega project and started the silly “Corridors” initiatives. Of course it didn’t take off handsomely because the scale was simply unbelievable – between RM800 billion to RM1.3 trillion (I was flabbergasted). He’s now shown the “Exit Corridor” instead.

Now that he’s leaving for good (hopefully he won’t flip-flop again) suddenly people realized that they have to deal with a potential new Prime Minister who might be equally weak, not to mention tainted with the murder of Mongolian translator Altantuya Shaaribuu. Looking at the quality of the zombies who threw in their nomination for the UMNO deputy President post, the future of this country looks to be gloomy. Economic aside, the possibility of Mahathir playing the role of a decision-maker behind the curtain in Najib’s administration will bring back the dark-age of the past. Despite Badawi’s last pledge to carry-out the five missions before he pack, nobody believes it could be done within four-months since he didn’t manage to do it in four-years. Have a nice sleep Mr. Flip Flop Sleepy Head!

I dont support Najib, anyway. We couldnt be sure who could manage Malaysia better as our politicians DO NOT put rakyat’s interests above them. Instead, they are fighting for powers so that hundreds who know them could be INSTANT millionaires. Clean my butts, please. Ever wonder WHY most of our MPs are multi-millionaires? And their cronies too? Sick of them.

TEH

morning … it is a very quite morning in school as ALL the students are having holidays, except for Diploma and SAM students. Majority of our students are of UK’s A-level course. The secondary STTSS is having their one week holiday too.

Patrick Teoh … if you never heard of him, you must be VERY young or living in other side of the globe. He is Malaysian. Found his blog while reading politic-ralted blogs. Wow. Interesting as he is into politics too.

http://patrickteoh.blogspot.com/ —> http://www.niamah.blogspot.com/

Haha … that is right, what the fucking difference between BN or PR, monkey-politicians going for power, money and sex, anyway.

LAN meeting

Ok … done with the meeting and documents! Phew! Some stupid gov officers here to so-called check on us. Well, more of gov servants are incompetence, anyway. Silly … no wonder Malaysia is so much behind(plus corrupted monkey-brain politicians). Sigh. Dont wish to talk about our GOV. Be it BN or PK, they sucks.

Have nice weekend …

Lets play game … http://www.sabahgamers.com.my/v2/

TEH

Negaraku <— it is controversial. He should write a NEW song with such lyric, but not making fun of the National Anthem

I love my country, only when there is country, there is my home

Only when there is my home, there is me standing right here

Singing this song for you loudly, don’t you be afraid

Although I always have vulgar words in my song

But my songs are just like durians, with horns

Only if you dare to open it, to see the real truth inside

It could be smell like shit, or smell damn good

Just depends on what type of NARES you have!

Our police has another name called MATA

Because their eyes are very sharp

When new year is near, they seem to be very hardworking

They will take out the pens, but they don’t open the ticket to you

Because they are too thirsty & they have to drink TEA

And also black coffee, want some more sugar?

If added more sugar, they’d smile more happily to you

They’d even say TATA to you when you’re about to leave

This kind of phenomenon, no need to be improved

There is NO need to improve cooperation between police & citizens

Relationship wouldn’t change for one cup of coffee

I like it so much

At least I won’t get fine ticket when I get home

If so, my father must be mad about me

I must be cursed, no car for me

Damn it, what can I do this time?

How can I look for FUN without car?

How can I make out(sex) without a car?

How can I look for transexual without car?

I like this country so much

In the early morning 5 o’clock

There is morning call to wake me up

Sometime a few sings together

Just like singing a love song

Sometimes the voice get twisted just like RnB style

Although sometimes they sing until out of key

Or sometimes they even sing until throated

Some of their voice sound like cock, but they’re earlier than a cock

Only like this, we’d be awaken to go to school or work

Please don’t blame the government only taking care of the bumiputras

Please don’t blame the government for not being fair to us

Only this shows that our chinese are not afraid of working hard

Only this leads us to find our own way out

Don’t be surprise by their judgement

Only this shows that we are outstanding

Only those kids that are not spoilt knows what is independent

If not, you see some other people still need a babysitter

Those people inside the government department, they’re even more brilliant

Whatever things they’re doing, they can do it slowly

Even if those people who is queueing up going to yell at them

They still feel as free as they like

Sometime even bring out their own cakes

They eat their nyonya cake, you all continue to queue

Even if you really yell at them

It would still be ok, cos the security guard is sleeping beside and he won’t care about you

They wrapped up their heads, crossing the road slowly

You have to let them cross & be careful when you’re driving

Most importantly to live happily, to live comfortably

Don’t be like chinese, everyday busy and so damn tiring

We really admired this kind of attitude

This is their style, their way of living

(attitude attitude)

I keep on saying the good words in this song

I believe those people that hate me must be happy now

The world is very peace, the world is full of hope

No one is injured, everything is in order

You are so noble, you are so gentle

The shit smell sooo good, no vulgar words

You all are so high class, everyday enjoying romance

Listen to GuangLiang PinGuan (Malaysia famous singers)

But they have flew to Taiwan

Those chinese school students, after graduated

It is so damn hard to get into the local U

Actually we don’t have to be provoked by them

Bcos this is one of the government biggest plan

They want us to go overseas to pursue our own dreams

Then come back and contribute to our country

This plan is really sooo good that I have no words to say

Every corner of the world now can find Malaysia’s kids around

Just like we’re escaping from somewhere, so shiok

Malaysia is promoting tourism 2007

Chinese heritage is being shown everywhere

But government don’t even care about chinese school students

All of our certificates are thrown into the drains

Just like me, I go to Taiwan after graduated

I’ve learned something and prepare to go back & contribute to my country

I’m now standing on a roadside of Taipei, with my own guitar

But in my mouth, I am still singing…

TVB Special at youtube.

RedFm interviews Penang CM

My highest respect to you, Mr Lim.

TEH

p/s: ever wonder WHY so many datuks/tan sri around but those who really work for public are NOT recognise? Hey, BN’s GOV is just. Haha. Stupid discrimination.

Morning … not really excited as Liverpool drew with STOKE. They won against MU without Torres and Gerrard … this time they cant score. The BLIND linesman rule out Gerrard’s goal. Silly. Anyway, Chealsea drew with MU last night, making Arsenal who whack whoever on their path, topping the table. Nope! Liverpool DO NOT have the strength to WIN the league this year … or any other year.

Watch out for Man City as they whacked Portmouth 6 - 0. With the oil money, they can be the top 4, dislocating Liverpool.

Buka Puasa

Well, Ramadhan month … Muslims fasting and have huge fest of food for dinner. As a Malaysian who traditionally looking forward to have nice Malay food(esp during this puasa month!), i treated Mag’s family for a dinner at Kak Nong (Bundusan) last Sat … we had nice Nasi Kunyit with Ayam Gulai, Kurma, Rendang … plus the BIG ABC(ice-kacang). Hehe … well, i seldom treat myself such a dinner i dont believe in EATING/GLUTTONY. YOu may see WHY i m so thin! Haha.

Politics

Though I may prefer to talk about our local politics than sex-related discussion, my viewers may be bored to zzz!! But, nevertheless, we could NOT live a day with our our politicians making fun of themselves(and embarassing the nation!). Let me make it brief to record a few recent political events …

Teresa Kok was released and TOMORROW night there will be a gathering in KL. Wish i m in KL now and will love to listen to Guan Eng and Teresa to talk about ISA arrests. God bless her.

SAPP Yong Teck Lee pulled out of BN, but his vice, Raymond Tan(deputy minister in Sabah, to Musa) against the motion. So, he resigning from his posts. The lastest is … Musa asking Raymond to stay in cabinet. If Pakatan Rakyat gov REALLY formed, will Yong jump there and becoming Sabah minister, again? We shall see …

Najib is our NEW finance minister effectively TODAY.

Can I go on with politics rather than One Night Stand? Never mind.

Ok ok … we shall continue ONS episode II. hehe

One Night Stand : Where can we get our ‘partner(s)’?

First of all, WHY many young lads going to pub/disco and such hang-outs? To socialise, right? Wait … what do you have in your mind when they said they are there to socialise? What comes to your mind? Err … nice loud hot music? Alcohol and maybe get some fix on ‘drugs’/pills? How about sexy half-drunk babes? Or cool chicks who longed for attention? What car(cart?) are you driving? If u r driving above 100k kinda cars, your chances to choose a babe(for ONS) is much higher!! Or at least you have the hunk look like ………… How about sweet talks? That might help too …

But what if you were ME … 20 yrs old nerd, studying Maths in local Uni, not owning even a vehicle .. no money to buy you a slice of cake, and look like an ahpek(with pimples all over the face)? Haha … fat hope. You go to those so-called cool places, you will be alienated. Excuse me, nerd … are you here for our signatures? Buzz off, boy. Your pride hurts and you know you deserve a better treatment. But, you were young(and heard of ONS … curious to know how it is ..) … nope, you dont have INTERNET at that moment(it is an envy … and it is easier NOW than ever to find a ONS partner, anywhere!! Thru some SMS service, MSN or some sites … you will never be lonely at nights anymore, and ad-claimed! haha)

You refused to give in, or give up … and naively believe, if there is a will, there is a way … Yet, days/weeks passed. You are still in denial … not all ladies looking for handsome studs, or materialistic? Perhaps some look for good sex, rather? You were cursing beneath your breath, sigh-ing. World is unfair towards me!!

Just as you are about to accept your fate, chances realised. *Poop*. Sigh … just another wet dream, you sighed

Finally, you decided it is time you take charge of your own fate!! I cant be THAT bad, am i? Your self-esteem battered. Certainly there is something i m good in(besides Maths as those babes wont be asking you some Geometrical questions, you bet!) … learn to comb your hair first la. Hmmm … you looked into the mirror. It has been ages since you look at yourself. Damn … i looked so terrible, may be i m just a born loser … curled up, you continue to sleep, avoiding the pain of reality … i shall have my share, someday ..

Note : Will i get my first ONS experience? See you in the next episode …

TEH

morning … LIVERPOOL WON … they beat Manchester United after so many years!!

In 3rd minute(i was getting ready with drink on hands and keropok still in tact), Tevez scored. Sigh. I thought it would be another trashing … and without Gerrard and Torres, HOW are they going to cope? My mind was away … LIverpool 0 MU 1. Slowly sinking in, i tried to be optimistic(it aint easy with their current form), I watched the game(after all i dont watch football, except Pool’s games). Building up momentum … i could see they are working hard, tho the passing is bad. Ok, Van De Sarr made two mistakes. He escaped from the first one(due to inefficient Kuyt cant even score with goal-mouth gapping wide) but he made another blunder by palming the ball into Brown’s knee and went into the open-goal. 1-1 … Liverpool was lucky to ’score’.

Second half, Liverpool dominating the game as Carrick is out of injury. Alonso and Mascherano controlled the center well. Introduction of Babel and Gerrard as substitutes giving Liverpool the much needed creativity … it is a matter of time they will score and they DID. GOOOALLL … Babel blasted the pass from Kuyt(Holland connections) …

well-deserved win. They were in the top of the table for a while before Chelsea easily beat Man City to top the table(with superior goal difference). Arsenal won easily against Blackburn too.

9:16 is TOMORROW … ESOK. MIN TIAN!! What a scare by DSAI!! The whole KLSE tumbling down. Much of my money stucked(or sucked?) inside but i still see the bottom is GOOD opportunities to collect some good stocks.

Anyway, left to be seen. I want to write about the ISA arrests but i might be arrested if i say my opinions? NO … this is MALAYSIA, a country which "PRACTICE" freedom of speech! Haha. YOu are NOT allowed to speak truth about someone influential or their connections. They are DEFENSIVE(only those taken CHILLY feel PEDAS la) and SWEAR on top of their freaking voice they are INNOCENT. Those palaces and millions they gathered are THEIRS as they worked VERY HARD(like toiling the paddy-field while carrying out their duties as MPs??). Ok, ok … i will continue to pretend to be naive and stupid. Sori-la Encik. I only drive Malaysian made KANCIL. Besides, what damage can a olang kecik like me do? I m just asking to have the FREEDOM to voice the shits accumulating in my shit-head la. Itu boleh kan? No? Ooppss … ok, ok Encik. I m silenced. Please dont block my blog, i hv thousands of followers. I promise …  no no … i SWEAR, in the name of GOD, that i wont write any truth about my biased dirty views on our honourable DATUKs, TAN SRIs, Yang Berbahagias … or anyone who sucked millions from us, PUBLIC. We will continue to drive kancil while you are with Merz, staying in PALACES. Fair?

Side track … anyone been to Kuching and taken the river-boat up Sungai Sarawak? Does the tour guide shown you the WHITE PALACE(larger that Istana Negara, k?) stayed by MENTERI SARAWAK? And they even have a friendly neighbour with them, someone’s sister! I m disgustedly impressed.

9:16 is a public holiday in SABAH. Hurray!!

Teresa Kok … in the previous election, she won the Seputeh seat and yeah, i voted for her. She is the only lady, k? Haha. When people asked who i hv voted, i will just say … it is obvious, there is only one rose there! What a pervert i am, they might think! Haha.

Now, she is being arrested for harming national security? Err … ISA?? Hey, what happen to that AHMAD again? They took two weeks to find him and suspended for ONLY 3 yrs?? HEY, am i BODOH or WTF? WHY isnt he being detained under ISA but the poor reporter who was trying to do her job(and reporting some TRUTH) being detained??! READ ISA act … are they communists?? And that Ahmad staying at home, watching ASTRO in his BANGA-LOW?? How is that?? Ok Ok … i forgot i hv swore to be stupid, but cant blame me la, datuk, i m too stupid to remember what swearing is?! Enlighten me, oh my saviour … err .. i mean, Datuk Cerdik.

Teresa Kok, we pray for your release. May GOD continues to provide you with the strength to carry-on your struggles.

Morning … I m too busy with my paperwork and looking into my trading(i m learning everyday and exercising my brain). So, i could not blog much.

BUt, i do want to spit some venoms on our monkey politicians who might turn into "dogs", as we chinese called running-dogs. Yes, those who jump parties, jump ship for THEIR benefits. And of coz they will YELL/SWEAR that they will be always LOYAL to the new party. Oppss… you mean the new party do not pay as much as the old one? WHAT?? They do not provide me women/ladies for my dick? How am i going to concentrate if i hv two heads?? I mean, let satisfy one of my head so that my another head could work!! Hmm … talking about these dogs, they dont mind any bitches as long as there is a place to place(or misplace) their dick-head.

Sickening to speak about those monkeys … i mean, dogs. Or is it a mixture of a new hybrid monkey-dog(did you all watch cat-dog cartoon??)? I m not sure … just make sure that if u are a dog, look for a bitch raher than hanging around with female monkeys and create THAT new species!!

TEH

Raja Petra Kamarudin

Malays, the enemy of Islam

If you really, really have nothing to do with your time, then you should attend the noonday Friday prayers at the mosque and listen to the imam lament about the enemies of Islam who all have an agenda to destroy Islam. If not, then don’t waste your time. Do something else instead.

Yes, non-Muslims are the enemies of Islam, according to these imams, and they are all united in their effort to ‘kill’ Islam.

Actually this is not true at all. The enemies of Islam, at least in Malaysia, are the Malays themselves. The only thing is the Malays are just too bodoh (stupid) to realise this. Malays say that there are two types of bodoh. One is bodoh sepat — you pretend to be stupid but are actually very devious. Malaysian Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi would probably fit this bill. He pretends to be bodoh but is actually very crafty. The second is bodoh sombong — you are actually very stupid but are too stupid to realise that you are stupid and think you are very clever.

Most Malays fall into this category of bodoh sombong.

On 17th and 18th January 2008, a case is going to be heard in the Kuala Lumpur High Court. I was told this is the new courthouse near the Wilayah Persekutuan Mosque along Jalan Duta in Kuala Lumpur. A woman is suing the Malaysian government, the Federal Territory Religious Department (JAWI) and RELA (a volunteer paramilitary force that is infamous for extorting immigrant workers of their hard-earned money), plus one or two other Malaysian government agencies. Karpal Singh is the solicitor for the plaintiff, which promises to be a very exciting case indeed considering Karpal is known to take no prisoners.

It seems this woman, a Muslim, was arrested during a ‘vice raid’ on a certain disco in Kuala Lumpur. She was an employee of that disco and, according to the ‘rules’, Muslims are not supposed to work in any establishment that sells liquor. So, for that ‘crime’, she was arrested together with about 16 or so other Muslim men and women.

Now, when the authorities issued the disco its licence, it was not stipulated anywhere in that licence that any establishment selling liquor is prohibited from employing Muslim staff. If this is the law then certainly our national airline, MAS, would have to retrench all the Malay staff and employ only non-Muslim Chinese, Indians, Portuguese, Dayaks, Kadazans, etc., because MAS serves liquor. Not only the cabin crew would have to be sacked but the entire staff including the ticketing staff, administration staff, accountants, managers, board of directors, and so on, would have to go.

The ‘haram’ ruling would not only affect those directly involved in serving the liquor on-board the flights but anyone whomsoever even remotely linked to the organisation. I mean, the ‘criminal’ is not only the stewards and stewardesses who serve the liquor but anyone who may be ‘collaborating’ with the stewards and stewardesses to make it possible for the stewards and stewardesses to serve liquor on-board the flights. So, those who sell the tickets and those who check you in and those who handle your baggage and those who usher you to the plane and those who sit in the office to count the money and those who sit in the boardroom to conduct meetings, and many more, are ‘partners-in-crime’ and would also have to leave the organisation.

If you drive the car that the bank robbers used to rob the bank you too would be arrested for bank robbery although you just sat in the car and did not walk into the bank to rob it. If you lent the bank robbers the car that they used to rob the bank then you too would be arrested for bank robbery although you did not follow them to the bank but just stayed home. If you lent the bank robbers the guns they used in the bank robbery you too would be arrested for bank robbery although you did not follow them to the bank but just stayed home. If you gave the information to the bank robbers on when and how they should rob the bank so that they can maximise their takings and make a successful getaway you too would be arrested for bank robbery even though all you did was just offer them information and did not actually take part in the robbery.

Yes, all of them would be regarded as being part of the bank robbery ring even though their only role was to assist the bank robbers in pulling off a successful bank robbery and did not actually take an active part in the robbery and were not even there.

So, are Muslim waiters and waitresses who work in discos committing a crime? Yes, according to the Federal Territory Religious Department who arrested 17 or so Muslim staff who were working in a disco in Kuala Lumpur. And all except one pleaded guilty and paid the RM400 fine. One, however, decided to sue the Malaysian government, the Religious Department, RELA and two other government agencies for RM5 million. And Karpal Singh is handling the case.

According to the police report that this Muslim woman made, which is the basis of the suit, she plus all the others were handcuffed and placed in the police truck. After some time she needed to answer the call of nature and requested permission to go to the toilet. However, they refused to allow her to go to the toilet and asked her instead to just pee in the truck.

This woman could not hold her bladder and had no choice but to pee there and then. Her colleagues helped guard her modesty by placing a scarf in front of her so that she could at least have some privacy. But the RELA officers pulled away the scarf and started taking photographs of her peeing, of course with her private parts fully exposed.

In the police station, the men were separated from the women. The women were then taken to a secluded part of the police station and photographed. But they were not photographed in the normal ‘criminal’ way with their numbers on their chest and so on. Instead, they were told to assume sexy positions — bend forwards, backwards, sideways, etc. Basically, they were asked to pose in erotic and sensuous positions for the benefit of the cameras, sort of like the centrefold of Playboy or Penthouse, if you know what I mean.

Then the women were told they could avoid getting charged by settling the case ‘outside court’ in exchange for sexual favours. All they had to do was drop their panties and after a quickie they would be allowed to go home without any further action taken against them.

Actually, this sort of thing is not new. This has been going on for more than 30 years. Why do you think these perverts fall over each other and rush to sign up as RELA guards? And they would drop everything and volunteer their time free-of-charge to participate in a ‘vice raid’. Of course, they will tell their wives and children they only have the interest of Islam at heart in arresting ‘immoral’ Malay men and women who work in discos that serve liquor. Their interest is only to protect the dignity of Islam. Yeah, sure, and I with five children and four grandchildren am still a virgin.

No, if you have free time on your hands don’t waste it by going to the noonday Friday prayers to listen to the imam scream, rant and rave about the enemies of Islam plotting against Islam in their secret agenda to destroy Islam. Instead, go to the Kuala Lumpur High Court at Jalan Duta on 17th and 18th January 2008 and hear the case that Karpal Singh is going to argue. Hear how the ‘moral police’ — officers of the Federal Territory Religious Department and RELA — round up women and photograph them nude and demand sex as out of court settlement.

Yes, these are the upholders of the dignity of Islam. These are the defenders of Islam. These are the officers of Islam Hadhari, the new Islam, the invention of Abdullah Badawi. Now do you know why the non-Muslims fear the prospects of Malaysia being turned into an Islamic State? Hey, I don’t blame them. If this is the Islam they are talking about then I too fear Malaysia being turned into an Islamic State. I fear my wife and daughter getting picked up by these perverts because they are perceived as dressing too sexily and then being asked to grant these ‘officers of Islam’ sexual favours as out of court settlement.

Hmm, this reminds me of another RELA officer from Terengganu whom I personally knew who raped and murdered a Malay schoolgirl. They eventually hanged him of course but this did not bring the unfortunate schoolgirl back to life. I suppose after getting horny from photographing waitresses in the nude they need to let off some steam by raping schoolgirls and then murdering them after that to prevent them from talking.

Yes, let us all go to the Kuala Lumpur High Court at Jalan Duta on 17th and 18th January 2008 and take a good look at the defenders of the dignity of Islam, those ‘moral police’ who arrest Malay girls and boys who work in discos and then photograph them in the nude and then demand sex as out of court settlement.

My Thoughts

Morning … School reopens. *yawn*

I hv not completed much of my paperworks. One at a time …

Liverpool played aimlessly without Gerrard(operation and will be out for 2 weeks or so). Torres injured during the game too. Luckily they drew with A.Villa. Boring game.

Well, at least on Sunday, i could be with my two sisters. We went to Gayang seafood on Sat nite(600 bucks for 7.5 of us is expensive, k?). As always, my sis will insist of paying.

Had nice lunch at the Taiwan Restaurant yesterday— first time Sherlyn went there. Hehe

Politics

…."Ahmad had allegedly said the Chinese are "only immigrants" and that "as the Chinese were only immigrants, it was impossible to achieve equal rights amongst races". The report upset many leaders from MCA and Gerakan."…. This is a statement by an MP. Sigh. You all should read foreign press … HOW they see us, Malaysia. How they view of MP of Parliments. And HOW the see US(non-bumis) as being discriminated. The QUOTAs systems being abused. We toil, work hard and build our nation’s economics. Dr M acknowledged that without MALAYSIAN-CHINESE, our beloved Malaysia will still be very back-tracked. Most businesses build by CHINESE(they are known for their business-related skills) and hence, building our economy.

Yes, we pay higher prices for EDUCATION, HOUSING, etc etc … but, CHINESE never really voice out that we are deprieved the EQUAL opportunites in MALAYSIA. We quietly work hard and we know we have not much of choice. With limited places in local UNI, we non-bumis have to struggle and fight amongst ourselves for the placing. As for the bumi, they need not to study hard much as they know they will be provided a place. It is like a guarantee scheme.

A Malay friend of mine quoted "I m lucky as i m a Malay, but i feel for you all chinese la. Many of you studied so much but wouldnt be able to continue to study. Kesian(pity) tu". He actually got grade 2 in SPM, barely got a credit for his Maths BUT he is EQUAL us many chinese who were majoring Maths in our so-called prestegious Uni Malaya. If he got a grade one in SPM(even a BAD aggregate), he will be studying in MARA or foreign UNI, fully sponsored by GOV. Another Malay class-mate of mine who got aggregate 16(the minima is 6, that is obtaining 6A1 for the best CORE subjects … ) flew to UK(under Gov program) for her A-level and degree!!

Politics in Malaysia wrsen as there is lack of maturity, lack of transparency and so much more of lackings. It is SAD that we just celebrated our 51stn independence day WITHOUT much of independence of our minds.

TEH

Morning … i m the only teacher in the staffroom … here to check my data in KLSE la.

Well, my bro’s b/day today. Big boy now. Haha

Liverpool is being drawn to play Atletico Madrid, PSV Eindhoven and Marseille. Hmm … have a bad feeling that they could get thru this time around.

Sunday game vs A.Villa … is Barry moving to Anfield or what?

Malaysia Today’s portal being blocked

KUALA LUMPUR: The controversial Malaysia Today news portal was blocked by the Malaysian Communications and Multimedia Commission (SKMM) because its editor ignored many warning letters, Home Minister Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar said.

“When they publish things that are libellous, slanderous or defamatory, it is natural for the SKMM to act against these websites whenever necessary,” he told a a press conference at Parliament lobby yesterday.

Syed Hamid said SKMM was only exercising its powers.

“We do not intend to curtail people’s freedom or right to express themselves. Everyone is subjected to the law, even websites and blogs,” he added.

On Wednesday, Malaysia Today editor Raja Petra Kamaruddin lashed out against the blocking of the online portal, saying it was a breach of the Multimedia Super Corridor (MSC) charter.

Under the MSC Malaysia 10-Point Bill of Guarantees, the Government promised to “ensure no Internet censorship”.

It was reported that all 21 Internet Service Providers (ISPs) in the country had been ordered by SKMM to block the controversial website.

The notices were sent out on Tuesday in accordance with Section 263 of the Communications and Multimedia Act.

Datuk Joseph Salang Gandum, the Deputy Minister of Energy, Water and Communications, said he was not aware that SKMM had ordered ISPs to block the website.

“I do not read Malaysia Today. Media practitioners must be sensitive to culture and religion,” he said.

Information Minister Datuk Ahmad Shabery Cheek declined comment as it was not under his jurisdiction.

SKMM chief operating officer Mohamed Sharil Mohamed Tarmizi, who is overseas, declined to elaborate, saying a press conference would be held to explain why such action was taken.

It is understood that this is not the first time SKMM has ordered a website to be blocked.

Malaysia Today remains accessible through its mirror website.

Corruptions in Malaysia

Merdeka for 51 years, Malaysia is still very young, naive and immature. Rakyat are not allowed to say the truth, ACA investigating the JPJ/Puspakom for bribery after 30years or so of KNOWN makan-suap. Yes, we all went thru DRIVING TEST and we know that it is STANDARD procedure that you need to ‘pay’ money if you want to PAS your driving. Hey, dont pretend … for past 30 years, many JPJ officers ‘benefited’ from that. And it is huge amount.

I remember 15 years ago when i wanted to take my driving license and the driving school(MR TAN KEE SAN) said that it is a MUST to pay rm350 if i want to pass the ‘on the road’. WHAT??? And if u want to be SURE to pass, including parking … rm600 was offered for the whole package!! He even has the guts to say that he only take a mere 20% from the amount! Haha. I wish i could punch his face for that … but, i m staying in MALAYSIA, mind u. Oh yeah … now he must be a very rich old man, and has his own WISMA — WISMA TAN KEE SAN at Jalan Ipoh, Batu 3, KL. Can you believe that? Well, i know most of us have our own stories with the driving school or the JPJ officers. From TOP to BOTTOM, it is like a syndicate. Well-organised day-time bribery(or is it robbery?) from the public!

May be they have improved, or may be they have increased their efficiency. The rate? Perhaps it has doubled. YOu are driving for few years, and you might encounter with those policemen. They are ‘forced’ to wear the "SAYA ANTI-RASUAH" badge during a campaign. Haha … but, have not we were asked MONEY from them? Once i said i dont have any cash on me, they will just say … too bad, kita kena saman la, apa boleh buat encik? Then, i told the … i m a cikgu. Oh Cikgu pun kena saman la. I tried to argue that i did NOTHING wrong but u know their motives. Sigh … Wait, we are NOT supposed to tell anyone about it, or else you might be in trouble? That is why they are coming harsh on bloggers for writing their experiences, may it be true or not, as they feel offended.

Malaysia Today writes about politics … so-called sensitive as it involves YAB ..

noon … i have written quite a long paragraph about SABAH POLITICS this morning BUT it disappeared as the line is BAD. I dont know how to retrieve that back. Sigh.

Anyway, perhaps it is a blessing as i was condeming some of our politicians in SABAH(the running dogs of PBS, the loud-speaker of SAPP or UPKO? Apa tu??!). Otherwise, i will be brought to justice for exposing some of their NOBLE activities that they have done for pur state, SABAH. Welcome to the land below the wind … we have blackout in school yesterday!! Of coz our state gov LOVES the SABAHANs that we have tried very best to provide ALL the basic necessities.

You may try to drive in our well maintained road … every wonder WHY Sabah has the highest 4WD in our country? Yes, because we are hilly and needs to escape many pot-holes along the way. Kota Kinabalu was declared a CITY, mind you. We are so civilised that we have to catch MANY throwing banana-skins out of their moving vehicles. And we recently have a campaign KUTU SAMPAH. What we do was … take pictures of those throwing rubbish/garbage everywhere they like .. umm … then, we send it to our DBKK(Bandaraya la). Well, they will invite those KUTU for a bathing party. BLEECH them!!! That sounds a lot of fun!.

Where am i? Well, SABAH … our beloved state, is one of the poorest state in Malaysia. How could that be, u may want to ask. Well, we have forests larger that the peninsular(from there we can LOG and earn $$)… coastal/beach, the famous Mt Kinabalu … SiPadan for diving? Or Sipilok where the westerners love being close-up with their ancestors. TOURISM is our main attraction and the SABAH STATE earn millions/billions from there!! Ever still wonder HOW COME Sabah is one of the poorest state in Malaysia?!!

Read yesterday’s news … one SABAH politician makan RM60 MILLIONS, and that is only small fraction of what he taken! And many more cronies benefit from many of our honourable(Yang Berhormat) leaders. For so many years, Sabahan people(kind and good in nature, generally) kept quiet … they are easily content with a place to pray, play and work.

Well, no point talking about politic in SABAH. Not many here care or dare enough to riight the wrongs. So, our MPs laughing their ways to banks. Ooppss … they hide their money at REBAN AYAM la. Hmm …

TEH

morning … i walked to school today and was here before 7am. Thought they are having SC meeting?

Anyway, days becoming busier and i m becoming more restless. I could only wait … and waiting could add to my nervousness.

Will be busy in office today …

2pm : The no confidence motion by the oppositions thrown out of the Parliment window, and they walked out of Parliment. Sigh. Enough of dramas in our political scene. They are making themselves look foolish. And most traders/investors keep their money close to their chest(in their cocoon).

I dont understand WHY those MPs are still FIGHTING(instead of working!!) since Mar 8th. POWER STRUGGLE between themselves … within the same party too. ALL THESE ARE MAKING HEADLINES INSTEAD OF DO THE NECESSARY WORKS. SO, TO ALL THE SHIT MPs WHO MAKAN GAJI BUTA, listen here … start working. Dont pretend and running away from your responsibilities. Your are an MP, for f**king sake, ACT like one. Damn. I m cursing our so-called LEADERS. Too many shit-heads in Parliment … all with their OWN personal agenda up their sleeves. SELFISH MPs, sitting their — being paid — and much under table given to them. What else do they want??

If i m going to elaborate on their works as MP, i will continue to curse their "luck" for being picked as our MPs. Many are a real SHIT! I m embarassed being a Malaysian, and mind you, i hv always been proud of being Malaysian. Not anymore …

To those MPs who are still fighting/accusing, go and eat SHIT. Sorry, i think you all cant understand simple English — kepada MP semua yang masih bertelagah and tidak bekerja sebagaimana yang sepatutnya, pergi makan TAHI. Pergi MAMPUS lagi baik la. Rosak maruah negara kita. MALU.

Phew …. nice to vent out some anger i hv stored, seeing the immaturity of our MPs. Hehe

TEH

morning … it is still gloomy upstairs. I m blurred by the going-ons surround me as i m XXX tired keeping up.

Comments

Hey Vui, thanks for the nice comment — once in a while, getting such nice messages reminds me that i m still alive! Haha. I m buried under piles of paperwork at the moment, actually. Thanks … yah, i like "monkey see, monkey do" as that is what happening and what is going-on most of the time. I m coping with it and coping could be stressful, you know. Anyway, nice of you … wish u all the best, ya. Please do keep in touch as i treasure those nice students like u! Hehe … MSN? I hv just added you! But i seldom go online after school hours.

I received a nice e-card from my ex-ex-student of INTI last week or so, and it makes my day! Ok, at least i lasted a day! Haha.

Politics

SAPP’s Yong Teck Lee making a political move and it might shaken further the BN’s loosing grips. Such unwarranted news will only creates bad sentiment for share-market in Malaysia. I read that some PAS youth protesting about Ella holding a concert? Hmm … the instabilities in current Malaysia politic scene will not go well with small-traders like me. We are sinking fast … disappearing soon. To incite the pain further, the escalating cost of living will surely stress all bread-winners ut. ARRGHHH … i m growing more white-hairs and i cant even walk straight up! The shoulders suddenly feel so … heavy. Sigh.

Well, better not say anything if i hv nothing to say.