True Blue Economist by Zhuge Liang

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.

The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?"

Morning — I teach MATHS. 1 + 1 = 2. Then, i learned STATS to say, 1 + 1 averagely is 2. And then now i m learning Economics by myself. 1 + 1 = ?? Haha. Good joke.
GUTS and BALLS
There is a medical distinction. We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

‘’Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'’

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the arse and having the balls to say: ‘’You’re next, fatty.'’

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

I need to mark paper this weekend. Hmm …
Football
England beat another minnows (no to WAGs = wives and gfs). Torres injured himself in the Spain 2-1 win. The REDS playing Wigan this weekend. Hope they can win without Torres. Otherwise, they can forget about the league title even before Christmas.
TEH
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