An Unconventional Teacher

It is 2pm … I was so engrossed with my trading that i forgot that i do have another blog, this personal one. Haha. Today is my SAM MATHS trial paper … loads to mark by Monday!!

I hv also forgotten to write about sex-related posts. Hehe. Have I concluded the ONS?

1. One Night Stand

2. Phonogrphy

3. Rape/Incest

4. Undergarments

5. Gays/Lesbians

6. The Art of Making Love

7. Contraceptives

8. Sex related diseases

9. Sexology jokes

10. FILL IN THE BLANK …. haha.

Ok, will write more on these … will it increases the no of my viewers? Hmm …

TEH

It is almost 3pm, i m still busy and need to rush home for classes. This morning was the Maths paper 1, quite easy.

What making me upset was one BIG-hailer came in the staff room, with the Maths paper and announcing to all that he spotted many questions and it realised!! Bet the students will get all the A — or is there a leakage? Hmm … should CIE please check on this? Hmmm …

Our finance minister pissed US traders/investors yesterday by shitting out that Malaysia will ONLY face slow growth in our economies, not recession. When you talk-cock, you shit like cock. One trader called him Najib = Najis. Well, MORE of his politicians CRONIES will benefit and some started to ACT like a millionaire, after all, I hv been cleaning his butts and clearing the coock-shit, you know. I DESERVE it. $$$$. Haha. Fucking politicians.

TEH

it is almost 2.30pm and i was busy since 6.30am morning! Yes, we hv to invigilate the SAM papers which at 7am morning(OZ is 2 hours ahead).

Anyway, no in right frame of mind to write. Prefer to write in my trading blog.

Till tmr, all the best to my students who will be sitting for my Maths Paper 1 tmr.

Remember to pray tonight.

Eason Chan - Shi Nian 十年 <— one of my fav singer, and also this song meant a lot to me.

如果那兩面個字沒有顫抖
Ru guo na liang ge zi mei you zhan dou
我不會發現　我難受
Wo bu hui fa xian wo nan guo
怎麼說出口
Zhen me shuo chu kou
也不過是分手
Ye bu guo shi fen shou

如果對於明天沒有要求
Ru guo dui yi ming tian mei you yao qiu
牽牽手就像旅遊
Qian qian shou jiu xiang li you
成千上萬個門口
Cheng qian shang wan ge men kou
總有一個人要先走
Zhong you yi ge ren yao xian zhou

BRIDGE:
懷抱既然不能逗留
Huai bao ji ran bu neng dou liu
何不在離開的時候
He bu zai li kai de shi hou
　一邊享受　一邊淚流
Yi bian xiang shou, yi bian lei liu

CHORUS:
十年之前
Shi nian zi qian
我不認識你　你不屬於我
Wo bu ren shi ni, ni bu shu yi wo
我們還是一樣
Wo men hai shi yi yang
陪在一個陌生人左右
Pei zai yi ge mo sheng ren zhuo you
走過漸漸熟悉的街頭
Zhou guo jian jian shou xi de jie tou
十年之後
Shi nian zi hou
我們是朋友　還可以問候
Wo men shi peng you, hai ke yi wen hou
只是那種溫柔
Zhi shi na zhong wen rou
再也找不到擁抱的理由
Zai ye zhao bu dao yong bao de li you
情人最後難免淪為朋友
Qing ren zhui hou nan mian lun wei peng you

BRIDGE

CHORUS

直到和你做了多年朋友
Zhi dao he ni zhuo le duo nian peng you
才明白我的眼淚
Cai ming bai wo de yan lei
不是為你而流
Bu shi wei ni er liu
也為別人而流
Ye wei bie ren er liu

TEH

Noon … I was busy since morning, giving my students ‘mock exams’ for the last minute revision — Maths paper 1 on Wed. As the paper was from the commerce, most of my students done very well. The paper is below par. It is a good boost to their confidence, i hope. But not everyone is there tho, 90% attendance is considered very good.

I need to get a hp soon … may be go for cheap re-con rm100 hp. Not that i m kedekut(stingy) but i I need ALL the money in the world next year to BUY in the market!! Every dollar save is every dollar earn la.

TEH

I lost my SONY WALKMAN handphone at HOME!! Sigh. I lost all my contacts.

FOR THOSE WHO KNEW ME, PLEASE SEND A SMS TO ME(old number) so that i could add u in my contacts. Thanks.

I left my hp in the ‘basket’ as usual before go up and sleep. Mag confirmed it was there last night. This morning I could not find my hp — it is missing!! How could it be missing at HOME? Perhaps I forgotton and flush it down the toilet? Hmm … or the cats came in and snatched it away? 1000of possibilities if you need to be IRRATIONAL.

Newton’s 1st Law … there is no ghost in the world!! We need external force to move things or change its direction!! No?? We cant be using SCIENCE here? So, it will move by itself, such as looking out of into the world and seek for freedom? Haha. Damn it, i m was Science student!! I dont believe praying to God and asking God to look out for it for me. Or asking some spirit WHO stolen my hp??

Stolen?? You mean someone at HOME? Ok … I cant be stealing my OWN hp, right? How about Mag? My wife? It is not April’s fool … so she wont ‘play’ on me. In fact, she is more anxious than I m. My son, ER?? May be he was playing with it and decided to feed the cats? Or my baby Sherlyn?? Yeah, right … she wans to suckle on it! Haha. Sigh. Then, who else?

Tenants

I have two NEW tenants — a chinese man(40+) and a Kadazan girl(20+). Who could MORE possible of taking my hp? Mag guessed the "MAN". I do think so too … but … err … WHY? We treated him well, he was watching England vs Kask last night(i slept much earlier). Mag questioned him but he denied. We shouldnt accuse someone of a crime unless caught red-handed la. I questioned the girl, but she sounds ‘innocent’ to me. Could it be either of them? I HOPE NOT!! Anyway, many hypotheses could be derived from here, but any hypotheses need to be PROVEN to be true. Otherwise, we could be making ERROR. Is it a type I or II error here? Sigh.

Time to be RICH?

Markets COLLAPSED all over the world. For those who wish to be RICH, opportunities knocking. Being an honest person and who willing to share(ah-hem), I would advise any Jake/Jane to SAVE as much as possible(for further details follow here http://cpteh.blogspot.com/), then BE GREEDY to BUY next year or so. It can be stocks, businesses or properties. Then, when things shine again, you KNOW you will be RICH. I hv missed the 1997/1998 crisis((as at that moment, i was still a STUPID young man who know NOTHING about money!! Learn the lesson from me, otherwise you will be driving Kancil like me!! Haha). Anyway, be thrifty and be daring to BUY in 2009/2010, k? It is also advice from 2nd wealthiest man in the world, Warren Buffet.

Ok, time to check on my markets. I m tired as I hv classes since 9am this morning!!

TEH

Noon … I heard that our SAM students were complaining to the LAN officers about the school, etc etc. ANd we do not have these problems with the A-level students, the previous time around. Hmm … i m not so sure whether this is only a few unhappy students but need to check on the complaints, tho. Hmmm ….

Ahmad Badawi —> read here. This is a very interesting writing on him : From Hero to Zero. Haha.

What Abdullah did was to add the slogan as the catalyst and the people were flocking to him as if he was God. Badawi’s promises for reforms were too good to believe yet that was what the people had been waiting for. The newly crowned king was so popular that a pathetic DJ (enough to say his name consists of two character) from 988 radio station was so obsessed that he immediately compared Badawi to China’s legendary Justice Bao (包青天). People were relieved that the country was finally free from the dictatorship and the feel good factor was on the air. Even the then opposition leader Lim Kit Siang was singing songs of praise for Badawi. Little did the 20-plus million populations realize that their nightmare had just begun. He was known as “Mr. Clean” so how bad could he be?

Abdullah Badawi’s journey to Zero

Hidden by the shadow of arrogance Abdullah Badawi thought he was invincible with the grand victory and he started to sleep on the job thinking he could fool the people all the time. Instead of surrounding himself with good advisors, Badawi chose to get close to shoe polishers. He thought his slogan should work forever and people won’t mind if he "sleeps a little". In fact he was an empty vessel who happened to be there at the right time at the right place. Furthermore if he managed to fool the old-fox Mahathir, chances are he can fool almost everybody. Who cares if all he got was only Islamic Studies under his belt and can’t even articulate any idea, let alone vision, to the audience. Obviously he has zero knowledge in Economic 101. He was the King of Sloganeering after all and that’s enough to stay in power - at least that was what he thought.

He might survives the premiership even to today if he was smart enough to at least engage smart advisors, regardless of race and background, to do his job while he continue his sleep. Hey, the saying goes that if you’re not so smart then employs smart people to do your chores. That was why I hope my kids will never be so smart because if they are, chances are high they’ll ended up working for someone else. But I guess a PM who does not have properly functioning brains deserves what he’s getting today. The final stroke of bad decision was obviously the forever fuel hike that caused the inflation to skyrocket. He went back to sleep thereafter leaving his deputy to urge people to change their style (again?) of living. When average-Joes on the street were having difficulties putting foods on the table that was when the earthquake started and tsunami hit his coalition party. The captain lost 5 states in the Mar general election. And when he thought the tsunami has ended, the next 78 sen (41%) fuel hike was announced and naturally opposition Anwar won Permatang Pauh by-election handsomely.

The second item on the top list that contributed to his fall was perhaps his continuous “racist” policies inherited from his master, Mahathir Mohamad. His party, UMNO, was allowed free hand in flashing racial cards ranging from brandishing the “keris”, telling the non-Malay that UMNO do not need a single of their votes to stay in power, threatening the non-Malay with “13th May” (again?) incident to even intimidating his own component parties such as Gerakan into submission. It was the highest degree of arrogance, abuse of power, mismanagement and corruption that led to the people’s “Makkal Sakti”. Myth-wise, his downfall could also be contributed to his decision to marry divorcee Jeanne Abdullah nee Danker, former wife of Abdullah’s late wife’s brother. Not sure if Badawi had consulted feng-shui master (can’t afford Lilian Too, Joey Yap or Master Soo’s consultation fees?) but it appeared his new wife somehow “accelerate” the end of his political career, talk about bad luck or “four pillars of destiny”. For this you got to give credit to Mahathir because he is a big fan of feng-shui. His “Islam Hadhari” could be blamed as well partly because naughtily it means “had hari” (limited days?) so I guess his expiry day has arrive.

Badawi, the Father of Empty Corridors

Badawi should stop beating around the bush that he’ll not defend his UMNO presidency in March 2009 because he loves the party and wish to put the nation’s interest above all. Accept the fact that he’s no longer welcome not only by the people at large but also by his own comrades within UMNO. Sure, somebody who is “next-in-line” could have plotted the Supreme Council Warlords to kick him out but if he can at least produce a non-blank report-card since he took over the premiership, the attempt would not have been so easy. He tried to imitate his successor in promoting mega project and started the silly “Corridors” initiatives. Of course it didn’t take off handsomely because the scale was simply unbelievable – between RM800 billion to RM1.3 trillion (I was flabbergasted). He’s now shown the “Exit Corridor” instead.

Now that he’s leaving for good (hopefully he won’t flip-flop again) suddenly people realized that they have to deal with a potential new Prime Minister who might be equally weak, not to mention tainted with the murder of Mongolian translator Altantuya Shaaribuu. Looking at the quality of the zombies who threw in their nomination for the UMNO deputy President post, the future of this country looks to be gloomy. Economic aside, the possibility of Mahathir playing the role of a decision-maker behind the curtain in Najib’s administration will bring back the dark-age of the past. Despite Badawi’s last pledge to carry-out the five missions before he pack, nobody believes it could be done within four-months since he didn’t manage to do it in four-years. Have a nice sleep Mr. Flip Flop Sleepy Head!

I dont support Najib, anyway. We couldnt be sure who could manage Malaysia better as our politicians DO NOT put rakyat’s interests above them. Instead, they are fighting for powers so that hundreds who know them could be INSTANT millionaires. Clean my butts, please. Ever wonder WHY most of our MPs are multi-millionaires? And their cronies too? Sick of them.

TEH

王傑 是否我真的一無所有

 曲︰陳志遠
 詞︰陳樂融
 編︰陳志遠

     天上飛過是誰的心
     海上漂流的是誰的遭遇
     受傷的心不想言語
     過去未來都像一場夢境

   ＊痛苦和美麗留給孤獨的自己
     未知的旋律又想起

   ＃是否我真的一無所有
     黑暗之中沈默地探索你的手
     是否我真的一無所有
     明天的我又要到哪裡停泊

     多少冷漠我都嚐盡
     多少回憶藏在我的眼底
     遙遠的你是否願意
     為我輕輕點起一絲暖意

     重唱　＊,＃

   ＋是否我真的一無所有
     心中的火再沒有一點光和熱
     是否我真的一無所有
     昨夜的夢會永遠留在心中

     重唱　＋

Lyric from here.

Morning … I woke up with this music in my head. Perhaps I m telling myself something, I dont know. But, I do know LAN people is coming to check on us today. Better put a fake smile(these are VERY smart gov people, you know. LOL) and try to be nice for two days.

Anyway, Wnag Chieh is one of my fav singer!! Cool voice … I was still in my Uni years when he shot to fame, with this song!! I collected his albums/songs since then till … Ying Xiong Lei’s album. Here is another song I love very much. Amazing that i could still sing the whole songs after all these years!! No memory loss?

王傑、葉歡 - 你是我胸口永遠的痛
     曲︰陳秀男
     詞︰丁曉雯
     編︰陳志遠

＊男︰夜裡有風　風裡有我　我擁有什麼
       雲跟風說　風跟我說　我能向誰說

＃女︰不想從前　不談未來　我為誰等待
       不要你懂　不怕人說　讓愛隨風沈默

   男︰你是我胸口永遠的痛
       南方天空飄著北方的雪
       熱情凍結冷冷風中
   女︰你是我胸口永遠的痛　永遠的痛
       昨夜的夢　留給明天　明天

       重唱　＊,＃

   男︰你是我胸口永遠的痛
       南方天空飄著北方的雪
   女︰熱情凍結冷冷風中
   男︰你是我胸口永遠的痛
   女︰永遠的痛
   合︰昨夜的夢　留給明天　明天

＋男︰你是我胸口永遠的痛
   女︰你是我胸口永遠的痛
   男︰南方天空飄著北方的雪
       熱情凍結冷冷風中
   女︰熱情凍結在冷冷的風中　冷冷的風中
   男︰你是我胸口永遠的痛　永遠的痛
   女︰永遠的痛　永遠的痛
   合︰昨夜的夢　留給明天　明天

       重唱　＋

translation of the title : You are always the pain in my a**. Hehe. 20 years ago, he was like Jay Chao, giving a new breath to songs. But due to popularity, he has been producing albums after albums(and hence qualities negotiated) … just like Jay at the moment.

Morning … i cant really stand GLUTTONS .. there are some people simply EAT(especially it is FREE or Buffet style). Some psychologists said that FOOD is like SEX to them. It is as pleasurable if not better. Hmm … perhaps i m just not food-lovers, i prefer sex.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ742Da8T2o <— over-weight people.

Eventhough they know it is killing them, they still eat. Eating is LEGAL in the eyes of law. Unless you steal to EAT!! (Sex is legal too unless you rape!).And also, you get sick when you hear them comparing which food add with what sauce and where to get a bigger portion of it!! I simply shun such PIGS-like human. On the contrast, a skinny stick like me could be blown away by winds. I cant go jogging in windy days, you know. I need to EAT!

Wait, i m NOT making fun of fat people BUT i m disgusted with the way the EAT and COMMENT on food. It is like after the ONS, you will comment on your partner(i had it better with who-n-who … etc). Just eat moderately and shut-up!! This PIGS have ego with them(same as those so-called studs, will boost how many women they laid!). They will want to let the world to know how they value FOOD.

 FAT by Al-yankovic (BAD by Michael Jackson)

The treatment in CHINA —> view here

Fat Camps in China — do sports/exercise in order to get into prestigous school/college.

As the food prices will go up again, it is better for those NOT glutton. Not only you have to tie-up your pockets, but do your fats a favour. Otherwise, i could open a center for FAT CAMPS!! Haha

TEH

morning … i just came out from wet-market. I was having my class there, where it happens that many fishmongers and vege-vendors are there. Some selling real cheap chillies!! Arrghhh … i was holding on for almost an hour in the noise of the market, and suddenly i realised it is NOT a wet-tamu. It is my Maths class!! Holding back my ’sadness’, i scolded the class. Sigh. Next week is their Maths exams, but these uneducated kids do not worry much!! I remembered kids of older generations respect their teachers and ’scared’ of failing. They will be very attentive and wanting to learn as much, especially before exams. Well, previously teachers were more dedicated, anyway. I assume i m not. So, basically i m trying to do a JOB, rather than teaching!! Typical lecturers/teachers! Well, i even asked them NOT to come to my classes! That is UN-conventional!! Haha

Sigh … the LAN is coming on Thu, making us all feel very stress too. I need more coffee to relax and watch KLSE bleeding …

Jokes : Married too long

3 women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

A few days later they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said,

‘What’s for dinner, Batman?’

Haha … sometimes we need these kinda light jokes to put the smile back in our heart. It is kinda heavy after i raised my voice this morning …

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