Morning … not really excited as Liverpool drew with STOKE. They won against MU without Torres and Gerrard … this time they cant score. The BLIND linesman rule out Gerrard’s goal. Silly. Anyway, Chealsea drew with MU last night, making Arsenal who whack whoever on their path, topping the table. Nope! Liverpool DO NOT have the strength to WIN the league this year … or any other year.
Watch out for Man City as they whacked Portmouth 6 - 0. With the oil money, they can be the top 4, dislocating Liverpool.
Buka Puasa
Well, Ramadhan month … Muslims fasting and have huge fest of food for dinner. As a Malaysian who traditionally looking forward to have nice Malay food(esp during this puasa month!), i treated Mag’s family for a dinner at Kak Nong (Bundusan) last Sat … we had nice Nasi Kunyit with Ayam Gulai, Kurma, Rendang … plus the BIG ABC(ice-kacang). Hehe … well, i seldom treat myself such a dinner i dont believe in EATING/GLUTTONY. YOu may see WHY i m so thin! Haha.
Politics
Though I may prefer to talk about our local politics than sex-related discussion, my viewers may be bored to zzz!! But, nevertheless, we could NOT live a day with our our politicians making fun of themselves(and embarassing the nation!). Let me make it brief to record a few recent political events …
Teresa Kok was released and TOMORROW night there will be a gathering in KL. Wish i m in KL now and will love to listen to Guan Eng and Teresa to talk about ISA arrests. God bless her.
SAPP Yong Teck Lee pulled out of BN, but his vice, Raymond Tan(deputy minister in Sabah, to Musa) against the motion. So, he resigning from his posts. The lastest is … Musa asking Raymond to stay in cabinet. If Pakatan Rakyat gov REALLY formed, will Yong jump there and becoming Sabah minister, again? We shall see …
Najib is our NEW finance minister effectively TODAY.
Can I go on with politics rather than One Night Stand? Never mind.
Ok ok … we shall continue ONS episode II. hehe
One Night Stand : Where can we get our ‘partner(s)’?
First of all, WHY many young lads going to pub/disco and such hang-outs? To socialise, right? Wait … what do you have in your mind when they said they are there to socialise? What comes to your mind? Err … nice loud hot music? Alcohol and maybe get some fix on ‘drugs’/pills? How about sexy half-drunk babes? Or cool chicks who longed for attention? What car(cart?) are you driving? If u r driving above 100k kinda cars, your chances to choose a babe(for ONS) is much higher!! Or at least you have the hunk look like ………… How about sweet talks? That might help too …
But what if you were ME … 20 yrs old nerd, studying Maths in local Uni, not owning even a vehicle .. no money to buy you a slice of cake, and look like an ahpek(with pimples all over the face)? Haha … fat hope. You go to those so-called cool places, you will be alienated. Excuse me, nerd … are you here for our signatures? Buzz off, boy. Your pride hurts and you know you deserve a better treatment. But, you were young(and heard of ONS … curious to know how it is ..) … nope, you dont have INTERNET at that moment(it is an envy … and it is easier NOW than ever to find a ONS partner, anywhere!! Thru some SMS service, MSN or some sites … you will never be lonely at nights anymore, and ad-claimed! haha)
You refused to give in, or give up … and naively believe, if there is a will, there is a way … Yet, days/weeks passed. You are still in denial … not all ladies looking for handsome studs, or materialistic? Perhaps some look for good sex, rather? You were cursing beneath your breath, sigh-ing. World is unfair towards me!!
Just as you are about to accept your fate, chances realised. *Poop*. Sigh … just another wet dream, you sighed
Finally, you decided it is time you take charge of your own fate!! I cant be THAT bad, am i? Your self-esteem battered. Certainly there is something i m good in(besides Maths as those babes wont be asking you some Geometrical questions, you bet!) … learn to comb your hair first la. Hmmm … you looked into the mirror. It has been ages since you look at yourself. Damn … i looked so terrible, may be i m just a born loser … curled up, you continue to sleep, avoiding the pain of reality … i shall have my share, someday ..
Note : Will i get my first ONS experience? See you in the next episode …
TEH
