2.30 noon … Yes, they read my blog and released Teresa!! Haha.

Well, perhaps Dr M’s words carrying heavier weights than mine? Hmm … may be. :P

Other than that, nothing positive yet … Anwar is like wait and see case, and such ‘hanging-on " is NOT good for decision making, especially in investing sense.

Aquarium

Yesterday, i brought my kids to UMS to see some fishes. It is an Aquarium!! Of coz a 2.5yrs old boy will be excited but if u have been to Sentosa, or Langkawi or KLCC … better still, OZ’s waterworld/aquariums, there is nothing to shout about at UMS’s aquarium!! Look .. they do have 3 sea-horse, few sharks, few baby turtle … and some garupa/siakap, k? Some corals and NEMO can be found there too! Haha. The entrance fees : RM5 for adults.

It is like I went to Lokkawi’s wild-life center(mini-zoo) 2/3 months ago. ER was very excited … but he went to KL’s zoo recently too. I love to see children … even if u cage a ___, they will be excited, anyway.

How to increase my viewers/followers

Either the meter is wrong or what … the number of readers of my blog reduced by 90%!! Perhaps i should write something fishy … hmm … or sensualising some issues, or even post some sexy pictures of mine! It always sell. Haha

Perhaps, i should discuss about topics related to sex, rather than politics. May be add some spices and imagining that i m the main actor, i mean … main chu-kok. What terms do they use arr? Never mind …

Topics related to SEX

1. One Night Stand

2. Phonography

3. Incest/Rape

4. will do some research first la

張惠妹-一夜情

1 One Night Stand

Ok .. this should spice up some interest, I bet.

(psstt … please come back regularly as i will reveal some of my past experiences in next episodes!! Pictures and video will be shown to regular viewers. Or please call 1-800-TEH-5097 for home delivery. Thank You)

This O-N-S is a no-no in our hypocrite society/communities. First of all, what is the definition of O-N-S, anyway? Literally, it means a person stand in for one night. Standing where? See … even the term is vaguely assumed.

For example : If you are working in night shift, but your colleague/friend STAND in for ONE NIGHT in your absence, that is ONE NIGHT STAND?!

Of coz you dont be so naive la … but, literally isnt that what is says?

If u ask anyone if they have experience O-N-S before, most will look at you like "WHY do you want to know?" To us, it means having sex with another person for only one night(can be done in the noon, yet we still call them one NIGHT stand?). Silly … how about if i stay in a place with a person for one night without any physical contacts? Or perhaps with my good friend(same sex)? Isnt that O-N-S too? That is something i dont like … why cant we just be straight and ask … umm … did you have sex with a stranger/someone you know before and never have sex with  him/her anymore? More direct … clearer, right?

Otherwise, we may not get the answer we are curious to know. BTW, if two person of opposite sex staying in a room together in a closed room for a night will NOT conclude as one night stand if they do not have any sex-ing? I m confused …

Me? You are asking me if i hv O-N-S before? Oh gosh … i will tell you in the next episode(will this trick more viewers to my blog? Hmm …)

As Raja Petra wrote, dont ask me as i m still a VIRGIN, with two kids. Haha

Have a nice weekend, anyway

TEH

p/s : I will try standing for a night … perhaps tmr night!