morning … prefer to read about the DOW crash today … as Asia Markets will be crumbling down today. RUN … the bail-out failed to go through.
Man In Space
http://news.sina.com.cn/hdphoto/2008/0921/32.html <— China went up to the space!! Errr … Malaysia also got ma, they tagged along others and then came back becoming HERO. Datukship given, no question asked. Haha.
Enjoy your holiday and do have nice lemang pulut and ketupat, ya .. hehe
TEH
Negaraku <— it is controversial. He should write a NEW song with such lyric, but not making fun of the National Anthem
I love my country, only when there is country, there is my home
Only when there is my home, there is me standing right here
Singing this song for you loudly, don’t you be afraid
Although I always have vulgar words in my song
But my songs are just like durians, with horns
Only if you dare to open it, to see the real truth inside
It could be smell like shit, or smell damn good
Just depends on what type of NARES you have!
Our police has another name called MATA
Because their eyes are very sharp
When new year is near, they seem to be very hardworking
They will take out the pens, but they don’t open the ticket to you
Because they are too thirsty & they have to drink TEA
And also black coffee, want some more sugar?
If added more sugar, they’d smile more happily to you
They’d even say TATA to you when you’re about to leave
This kind of phenomenon, no need to be improved
There is NO need to improve cooperation between police & citizens
Relationship wouldn’t change for one cup of coffee
I like it so much
At least I won’t get fine ticket when I get home
If so, my father must be mad about me
I must be cursed, no car for me
Damn it, what can I do this time?
How can I look for FUN without car?
How can I make out(sex) without a car?
How can I look for transexual without car?
I like this country so much
In the early morning 5 o’clock
There is morning call to wake me up
Sometime a few sings together
Just like singing a love song
Sometimes the voice get twisted just like RnB style
Although sometimes they sing until out of key
Or sometimes they even sing until throated
Some of their voice sound like cock, but they’re earlier than a cock
Only like this, we’d be awaken to go to school or work
Please don’t blame the government only taking care of the bumiputras
Please don’t blame the government for not being fair to us
Only this shows that our chinese are not afraid of working hard
Only this leads us to find our own way out
Don’t be surprise by their judgement
Only this shows that we are outstanding
Only those kids that are not spoilt knows what is independent
If not, you see some other people still need a babysitter
Those people inside the government department, they’re even more brilliant
Whatever things they’re doing, they can do it slowly
Even if those people who is queueing up going to yell at them
They still feel as free as they like
Sometime even bring out their own cakes
They eat their nyonya cake, you all continue to queue
Even if you really yell at them
It would still be ok, cos the security guard is sleeping beside and he won’t care about you
They wrapped up their heads, crossing the road slowly
You have to let them cross & be careful when you’re driving
Most importantly to live happily, to live comfortably
Don’t be like chinese, everyday busy and so damn tiring
We really admired this kind of attitude
This is their style, their way of living
(attitude attitude)
I keep on saying the good words in this song
I believe those people that hate me must be happy now
The world is very peace, the world is full of hope
No one is injured, everything is in order
You are so noble, you are so gentle
The shit smell sooo good, no vulgar words
You all are so high class, everyday enjoying romance
Listen to GuangLiang PinGuan (Malaysia famous singers)
But they have flew to Taiwan
Those chinese school students, after graduated
It is so damn hard to get into the local U
Actually we don’t have to be provoked by them
Bcos this is one of the government biggest plan
They want us to go overseas to pursue our own dreams
Then come back and contribute to our country
This plan is really sooo good that I have no words to say
Every corner of the world now can find Malaysia’s kids around
Just like we’re escaping from somewhere, so shiok
Malaysia is promoting tourism 2007
Chinese heritage is being shown everywhere
But government don’t even care about chinese school students
All of our certificates are thrown into the drains
Just like me, I go to Taiwan after graduated
I’ve learned something and prepare to go back & contribute to my country
I’m now standing on a roadside of Taipei, with my own guitar
But in my mouth, I am still singing…
TVB Special at youtube.
RedFm interviews Penang CM
My highest respect to you, Mr Lim.
TEH
p/s: ever wonder WHY so many datuks/tan sri around but those who really work for public are NOT recognise? Hey, BN’s GOV is just. Haha. Stupid discrimination.
morning … with “new” audience, i m more motivated to WRITE in this blog … rather than checking on my bloomberg’s DOW index every morning!! Haha.
But, *yawn* … i cant be writing about ONS at this blurry monday morning, can i?
Today i will be busy MARKING … arrghhh ..feel like pulling off my hairs!! More coffee kau-kau, please.
http://pixelcode.blogspot.com/
Hari Raya
Just a few days left … i can smell lemang from a distance. Yeah … we will visit our Malay friends during raya. I still remember that(and i won the lemang eating competition among 6 of us friends! haha) when i was in my school days. Raya comes, we will throng to visit our Muslim friends … we never see ourselves as chinese-indian-malay. We are Malaysians. The year was 1982-1985. Today, we have the menteri-s open-house, attended by ’seluruh lapisan masyarakat’. Hope this tradition will be carried out in future.
Badminton
Sony of Indon won the Japan Open last week, beating Chong Wei in straight game. He won the China Open, beating Chen Jin yesterday. He certainly improved and very consistent. Hats off!!
One Night Stand (Episode III) — Where will be the place?
In the previous episode(flash backs!! hehe), we hv been talking about WHO and WHERE we could pick-up our potential ONS partner(s)? Well, so the next point to discuss will be … your place? my place? hotel huh? arrghh … make it quick, rest-room will do(a place meant for resting!). Wait, toilets/lifts/cars will NOT be considered as ONS? Hmm … what is that definition again?
Anyway, prehaps two of you have pre-determined the destination prior to the meeting. Or if both of you met in the club, a light chit-chat and hinting that you are staying ALONE in an apartment and would like your potential partner to view your nice collection of …………(fill-in the blank, such as shells, CDs, photos of celebrities .. etc etc) …
So, which is your pick? I m not so sure which is more ‘fong pin’? Haha
We are talking about ’strangers’ meeting up for sex here. Will you dare enough to bring the stranger back HOME? Will there be any ‘lap sok’(ransom/threat) there after? Or as it is … no string attached? What if …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOLTkPxjetk <— LOL
Dinner time : No intention to write during dinner-time as i would have been checking my market. Just a line here, I DO NOT MIND anyone view my blog, but without any judgements, please. This especially true to my stuudents as i m NOT a good example. Not that i m doing anything VERY wrong, but i have opposing views towards NORMAL society/community. So, i do not wish my students(especially those goody-goody nerds) to learn to oppose their parents, lecturers, or whoever. I have MY OWN views, please have your own too. There is no RIGHT or WRONG, just opinions.
If you are those TYPICAL human who have SMALL minds, you will view my blog as a THREAT to human values!! Or even a threat to NATIONAL securities? Haha. Stupid. Pen-tan. I cant really stand stupidity, as i m one HUGE stupid ass! haha.
TEH
morning …
Liverpool
Yeah .. they beat Everton away 2-0, with Torres scored both of the goals.Cant understand why they cant score even a goal last week against Stoke City(Gerrard scored a beauty from a free-kick but the referee disallowed it!). Chelsea easily beat Stoke away 2-0. MU won too … but the upset was the Gunners who lost 1-2 to Hull City(a new comer) at HOME!!. Perhaps captain Henry will be back to the Gunners as he is unhappy at Barca(the pasture there is no longer green … it turns yellowish, i guess).
Well, that is all, folks.
TEH
noon … am i really looking for attention and please dont take my words literally. Please DO NOT help to promote my blog to IS students(as i hv to chase away many more later!!). Not even my INTI students/colleagues or STAMFORD ex-students. It is meant to be read by MYSELF, also my OWN entertainment … perhaps, one day, keep for my kids. IF any of my students happened to fly-in/drop-in, fine with me if u do not view things NEGATIVELY. Believe me, i m NOT your normal BORING lecturers/teachers. I hv opnions which OPPOSED to majorities. It statistics, we called it OUT OF CONFIDENCE INTERVAL, in which you would REJECT null hypothesis.
Anyway, i remembered i UN-intentionally gave my intensive students my blog-add, only have to make it as BORING as possible(haha!) to chase away many!! Only a few loyal/ardent viewers left. Good. Quantities reduce Qualities. I rather hv 3 readers who know/understand to share rather than 300 followers! WHY follow my blog? NOthing better to do? Shoo … shoo … that is how i always chase people away(some ooffended! LOL). I m not expecting anyone to JUDGE i should behave(fuck off if u intend to judge).
ONS .. haha. I dont know how to explain, my Maths student(e-mail me your identity if u which to remaiin anonymous here) … to begin with, I M A PERSON MAKING FUN OF THE STUPIDITY OF MY SURROUNDINGS, especially typical stereo-typing mind. My thoughts are random … and at times, i m just MAKING FUN. No intention to write about ONS as a topic, but wouldnt mind get into sex-related issues. The only topic i have in me is AIDS, as i feel strongly for those BORN with HIV-virus in them. To understand how strongly i feel is NOT possible, unless u voolunteer to work with NGOs(AIDS awareness related). Other than that, sex is not my topic .. i m lousy in writing about it as i dont feel much for sex, not for or against.
So, please read with OPEN MIND and … i repeat, I m not looking for attetion. Most are NOT welcome to my blog. Hmm … Am i contradicting here? Yes, i m … i always contradict with myself! Haha
I do agree if anyone said i m a funny/hilarous person. If a person who DO NOT know me personally, i m a VERY COLD person. Please watch HOUSE on AXN MOnday 10pm as he depicts 60% of my characters! Hehe.
Enough about myself … phew! I will surprise if there is ANYone who read my blog to LEARN something. You cant. I m not a teacher here, and i refuuse to TEACH. Go ahead to have ONS, experience it and than only you could say la … I m not that good-good teacher who will advice you(hypocrite!!) not to do this or that … silly.
Have nice weekend la. I need to doonate blood now! Haha.
TEH
morning … simply love this ad very much. One day, I hope my ER/Sherlyn will just drive a local made car, fetching me to beaches. Yeah, I will be 65(if i ever survive THAT age) when my son/daughter graduated. Me and Mag never wish our kids to be sent to London to be cardiologist or being a lawyer. Definitely need not to be Ling Zhi businessman who earn millions but never have the time to go back to see their parents. Hope this lines will be preserved for another 25 years!! By then, i will know … for the time being, i will continue to give them the best(in MY definitions as i always define things differently?)
NO … certainly they dont need to know Lau Tak Wah(by then, Andy Lau still around? Haha. Even Jay will be an old man!!). Haha
Chinese New Year 2007 by Petronas
It is sad to realise that many of our youngsters FAIL to ‘balik kampung’ during festive seasons. Some are half the globe away!! I will be preparing for such an instance when my kids grown up … just could hope they could be "free" to visit their old-folks. Now, i feel it is UPBRINGING. If u sepnd more time with your kids, chances will be higher that they will come back to see you, one day? When you are 65+, you dont need them to buy you the BEST Ling Zhi, but their presence mean much more than anything you could ask for. I m making a point to go home during Chinese New Year, to see my two AUNTIES who have brought me up. Yeah … to see my maternal mom too, of coz. As long as I m still able, i wish to remain independent … and we should let our kids to be independent too. Too many parents nowadays doing MANY wrongs things as they thought MONEY could ’settle’ their children. Hmm … lets not get into that …
PETRONAS CHINESE NEW YEAR 2008 AD
Banned Commercial AD <– You Tube
1. SAN MIGUEL’s AD <— Chow Sing Chi(LOL) <— like him. Hilarous. Haha
2. Underwater Camera from Denmark <— where can i get this camera?! Haha
3. Condom — Mom said I could <— banned as it is BAD for kids to follow?
4. Learn English <— Otherwise you might not understand the English songs lyrics. LOL
5. SONY <– racist?
WIthout CENSORSHIPS, companies’ advertisements can go to great extend. Some good … mostly BAD. Themes that are NO-NO : SEX/FEMALES, RACIST, RELIGIONS, VIOLENCE … and add in the list, please.
McDonald’s AD in USA? Do you think should be shown in Malaysian who are still wet behind their ears?
One Night Stand : Episode III
Upon request and high demand, I will write about ONS (this is only the first topic!!) … hope i dont catch a wrong audience! LOL.
Due to my busyness, i could not write much on ONS(i need the mood and it is situational!) but … dont you go away, as the episode will unfold …sooner than you may expect! Hehe
Have a nice weekend. Red vs Blue!!
TEH
p/s : TZY … welcome to my blog. Read at your own risk, and make sure you are 18+ of age, 25+ of mentality! Haha.
and DD, please help me to promote my blog, k? I will write more on ONS. Hehe
Faizal Tahir - Kasih Tercipta - OST Waris Jari Hantu
Faizal Tahir - Kasih Tercipta
Kasih hilang tiada bicara
Setelah cintaku kau puja
rintihan rindu terus melanda
Redup cahaya oo hati lara
Bisiklah kiranya aku bersalah
Sedetik tersirat rasa
Kaucipta kasih yang ku miliki
Cintaku jujur selama ini
Carilah aku dalam hatimu
Sayang sebutlah kau rindu
Hanya…pintaku
Kasihmu kekal setia
Usah biarku ooo terus terluka
Ooo..kasih tercipta..
Ooo..carilah ku sayang
Mesra suaramu..kini berbeza
Gagal sembunyi sedih
Kenangan lalu menusuk jiwa
Manis seindah berganti pedih
Pabila bersamamu,debaran
Darah arus mengalir,cinta
Lahir selamaya
Berilah selamanya
Berilah..kucupan sayang
Biar terukir wajah..kasih tercipta..
Berilah..kucupan sayang
Biar terukir wajah..kasih tercipta
Ooo..kasih tercipta..
Kini ku mengerti
Walau berbisa
Ku rela kiranya kau bahagia
Morning … a very nice song from Faizal, and i like his voice. This song was played at Suria Sabah FM this morning when i was driving … there are a few more songs by him, which i like very much. It is RAYA time again, remind me of my Muslim friends who are berpuasa(fasting).
Faizal Tahir - Sampai Syurga
Ku membenarkan jiwaku
‘Tuk mencintaimu
Ku persembahkan hidupku
‘Tuk bersama kamu
Dan diriku untuk kamu
Belum pernah kumerasai begitu
Semua itu telah berlalu
Harapanku palsu
Dan mungkin hari yang satu
Terus ku tertunggu
Di hatiku masih kamu
Belum pernah ku ingin terus menunggu
Aku lemah tanpa kamu
Ku inginmu dampingi ku
Aku fahami aku bukan terbaik
‘Tuk dirimu
Sampai syurga ku menunggu
Sampai syurga ku cintamu
Hanya satu hanya kamu
Ku membiarkan hatiku
‘Tuk merinduimu
Ku menghanparkan sakitku
‘Tuk tatapan kamu
Bersamamu harapanku
Hilang dalam terang yang membutakanku
Dan segala yang ku ada
Ku berikan semua
‘Tuk dirimu saja
Ku mahu dirimu
Bahagia untuk selamanya
Biar sampai syurga
Aku menunggu cinta darimu
Agar ku sempurna
Namun aku tetap aku
Yang terbaik tuk diriku
Hanya satu
Aku lemah tanpa kamu
Ku inginmu dampingi ku
Aku fahami aku bukan terbaik
‘Tuk dirimu
Sampai syurga ku menunggu
Sampai syurga ku cintamu
Hanya kamu
morning … it has been a routine — every 7.30 morning, i will be in school, go online to check on US markets. Currently studying Hang Seng market too. By 8.30am(if i dont hv 8 am classes la), i shall be getting ready to look into KLSE(open at 9am). Then, during lunch break(12.30pm KLSE going for lunch!), i will check the intra-day trading of some counters. Jotting down the prices, I will try to make a GUESS(based on my personal analysis) whether those will still move up, down or sideway. At 5pm, when market close, i will be at home to catch some info on TV (chanel 502 — Bernama Biz 5pm) and (chanel 101 — RTM 1, 5.30pm). Yes, i have been a BIZ-INFO addict!! It thrills me with BILLIONS of dollars transacted and also the NEWS relating to BUSINESS which affecting the economies of a country!!
At time, i dont have the time to blog here as I m very busy each time i m online (http://cpteh.blogspot.com/) <— visit here for links/info about trading/finance/economics. One day, I do have a dream to TRADE online at home and write some reports on my tradings. Also, perhaps I could teach/guide someone who wish to learn … teaching is still my passion.
Liverpool
Well, I woke up 4am but there is NO LIVE for Liverpool game(only MU playing Boro). Sigh … and saw the result that they beat CREWE(yes, a small league 1 team) 2-1. Wow!! They should have whacked such a minor 4-0, at least. Rafa playing the reserve team, actually. They are facing Everton, their neighbour this weekend.
Trail Exams
My paper was yesterday … so, i hv 120+ sheets to mark. With 10 questions, averaging 1 minute per question, so 10 minutes or so needed to mark ONE sheet of student’s answer script!! Multiply that with 120, that is be roughly at least 1200 minutes of marking to do!! As 1 hour = 60 minutes … that could easily reach 20 hours!! If i take 4 hours per day to mark, i would need at leat 5 days to complete my marking!! Arrghh … luckily i m teaching MATHS!! haha.
SAM trial soon too … i really need to finish marking the A-level before concentrating on the LAN documents for SAM and also setting SAM trial. There is only 12 students taking SAM maths. Not too bad in terms of marking.
Yawn … it is almost 9am … KLSE market time.
Will write again about ONS later. Sigh.
Buka Puasa time now. I m really hungry. Well, Raya soon and balik kampung for many. I wish i could balik kampung leh … hmm … stuck here with tonnes of paperworks to do.
Fly away …
TEH
The Never-ending Story 4 : Bail-out
The Year is 2025. It was only last year that Wal Mart and General Electric was bailed out by US Government. Today, Exxon Mobil, the last private firm in US is about to be bailed out.
This time around, US Government will borrow money from government of Afghanistan, the last country that willing to borrow money to US government. All other countries in the world has borrowed money to US government and all they got is some worthless recycled paper.
Today, Federal Reserve Chairman, Phillip J. Fry of the Futurama Series, announce that all US citizen will willing to work as farmer for other countries to repay their country’s debt, standing at amazing 35,000 trillion.
Also, a humanity group in Mexico City willing to give free loaf of bread to American as a sign of sympathy. It is heavily criticized by other Mexican that claimed America government has discriminated them for over a century.
Inside a small hut, a regular American child ask his father a question: i read in the history book and it said US used to be the richest country. What happened?
Father: "Well, it all began at March of 2008 when the US government agreed to bail out Bear Stearns. After that, Indymac, Fannie mae, Freddie mac, AIG. After that Henry Paulson and Ben Bernanke came out with a 700 billion bail out plan……"
Child: "Daddy, why American agree to the plan?"
Father: "Well we didn’t but the politician agreed so the plan was launched and here we are."
Child: " Stupid politician."
My Thoughts :
I like the way this person writes his blog(finance-based) and this one is cool. I do wish I could write like him. Hehe. Well, if ANY of you know anything about finance and economics, we are staring at HUGE recession soon in America, and over in Asia(especially Malaysia), there will be spills all over. Thus, we SHOULD be prudent and be ready to face tougher times.
Reading his blog giving me an insight of America’s economics.
Back in 1997/1998 crisis, Malaysia GOV bailed out MANY GLCs. Those smalled companies let to be buried. Will we be facing such a crisis again? America is … at the moment. If we believe US could pull through somehow, it is time to MOVE IN US market and to BUY some strong companies at this cheap price. But, even AIG is in trouble, which huge companies in US wont be affected? Hmm … Microsoft is buying back US40b of its share!!
TEH
Happy 2 months old, my sweet Sherlyn.
Love,
Mommy, Daddy and Kor-kor Er
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-night_stand
A one-night stand is originally a single night theatre performance (usually a guest group on tour), and today more commonly also a single sexual encounter between individuals, where neither individual has any immediate intention or expectation of establishing a longer-term sexual or romantic relationship.
The individuals participating in a one-night stand typically have not known each other long and have had minimal time to get to know each other before engaging in sexual activity. A one-night sexual encounter is not necessarily always a one-night stand; the crucial distinction is the expectation or intention that the relationship will not necessarily be extended beyond the initial sexual encounter. A one-night stand is differentiated from prostitution, as it takes place without direct payment of money and from a casual relationship, which may not initially involve sex and may continue long-term. The term came from the expression one night stand, used for a touring theatrical company who would make a single performance in one locale before moving on to the next engagement, and to a place where such a performance was given.
During sex females get such a strong dose of oxytocin that "when women think they can have sex and walk away just like guys do, they’re having to suppress thousands of years of evolution that tells them to cuddle, stay in bed, and look forward to tomorrow. When they get up and walk out, they feel depressed and don’t know why."Researchers have found that women’s feelings after one night stands are much more negative than men’s. Feeling ‘used’ was the predominent negative emotion they felt the next morning and they also worried about their reputations and felt as if they had let themselves down. Professor Anne Campbell from Durham University said "What the women seemed to object to was not the briefness of the encounter but the fact that the man did not seem to appreciate her. The women thought this lack of gratitude implied that she did this with anybody."
A one-night stand can be thought of as an irregular and unplanned sexual encounter between individuals. The participants will usually have little or no contact with one another aside from sex. Thus it is possible to have multiple one-night stands with the same person, provided that there is no regularity to the encounters or planning involved in the encounters. However, where the people involved have a regular sexual relationship without romantic involvement, this is generally considered a casual relationship (also referred to using terms such as "no strings attached"/NSA, "fuck buddies", or "friends with benefits"/FWB), and is generally considered distinct from the one-night stand phenomenon.
The risks of participating in one-night stands can include the risks of having unprotected sex, such as unwanted pregnancy or contraction of STDs. Effective use of contraceptive devices can help combat STDs.
My Thoughts
Ok, I found the definition of ONS at WiKi. Good. Be specific … I never condone prostitutions. And WiKi defined that as NOT ONS as ONS does NOT involve money(free-sex?). You might pay the lady for a drink/dinner … but not for sex favour. ONS is NOT sort of planned(it can be planned prior to the meeting, i think) as it is NOT on regular basis. In fact, from what i could understand, it is a ONE-TIME go such of things. No string attached. Mutual. No force or even persuading. But, according to WiKi, as long as it is irregular, we could have the SAME sex partner(s) and that is still defined under ONS.
You see, sometimes u do like the partner(physical side, no emotions entanglements, please) and you might end-up being a casual friend. Unless it is REGULAR(termed as Casual Relationship?), it is ONS. That is! I got it WRONGly defined all this while! Haha.
How about staying with an opposite in same bed WITHOUT sex? Yeah right, you mean they are NOT aroused or so well disciplined? It is surely possible. Is such encounter defined as ONS? He/she can be your bed-partner … but never engaged in sex?(no penetration and such, perhaps confined to hugging/kissing).
How about this … you are staying with a person(we assume that you are straight and the person is of opposite sex) for a week, have sex included, but never see him/her anymore there after? No contacts and such? Is that casual relationship or ONS or neither? Hmm …
Morning … not really excited as Liverpool drew with STOKE. They won against MU without Torres and Gerrard … this time they cant score. The BLIND linesman rule out Gerrard’s goal. Silly. Anyway, Chealsea drew with MU last night, making Arsenal who whack whoever on their path, topping the table. Nope! Liverpool DO NOT have the strength to WIN the league this year … or any other year.
Watch out for Man City as they whacked Portmouth 6 - 0. With the oil money, they can be the top 4, dislocating Liverpool.
Buka Puasa
Well, Ramadhan month … Muslims fasting and have huge fest of food for dinner. As a Malaysian who traditionally looking forward to have nice Malay food(esp during this puasa month!), i treated Mag’s family for a dinner at Kak Nong (Bundusan) last Sat … we had nice Nasi Kunyit with Ayam Gulai, Kurma, Rendang … plus the BIG ABC(ice-kacang). Hehe … well, i seldom treat myself such a dinner i dont believe in EATING/GLUTTONY. YOu may see WHY i m so thin! Haha.
Politics
Though I may prefer to talk about our local politics than sex-related discussion, my viewers may be bored to zzz!! But, nevertheless, we could NOT live a day with our our politicians making fun of themselves(and embarassing the nation!). Let me make it brief to record a few recent political events …
Teresa Kok was released and TOMORROW night there will be a gathering in KL. Wish i m in KL now and will love to listen to Guan Eng and Teresa to talk about ISA arrests. God bless her.
SAPP Yong Teck Lee pulled out of BN, but his vice, Raymond Tan(deputy minister in Sabah, to Musa) against the motion. So, he resigning from his posts. The lastest is … Musa asking Raymond to stay in cabinet. If Pakatan Rakyat gov REALLY formed, will Yong jump there and becoming Sabah minister, again? We shall see …
Najib is our NEW finance minister effectively TODAY.
Can I go on with politics rather than One Night Stand? Never mind.
Ok ok … we shall continue ONS episode II. hehe
One Night Stand : Where can we get our ‘partner(s)’?
First of all, WHY many young lads going to pub/disco and such hang-outs? To socialise, right? Wait … what do you have in your mind when they said they are there to socialise? What comes to your mind? Err … nice loud hot music? Alcohol and maybe get some fix on ‘drugs’/pills? How about sexy half-drunk babes? Or cool chicks who longed for attention? What car(cart?) are you driving? If u r driving above 100k kinda cars, your chances to choose a babe(for ONS) is much higher!! Or at least you have the hunk look like ………… How about sweet talks? That might help too …
But what if you were ME … 20 yrs old nerd, studying Maths in local Uni, not owning even a vehicle .. no money to buy you a slice of cake, and look like an ahpek(with pimples all over the face)? Haha … fat hope. You go to those so-called cool places, you will be alienated. Excuse me, nerd … are you here for our signatures? Buzz off, boy. Your pride hurts and you know you deserve a better treatment. But, you were young(and heard of ONS … curious to know how it is ..) … nope, you dont have INTERNET at that moment(it is an envy … and it is easier NOW than ever to find a ONS partner, anywhere!! Thru some SMS service, MSN or some sites … you will never be lonely at nights anymore, and ad-claimed! haha)
You refused to give in, or give up … and naively believe, if there is a will, there is a way … Yet, days/weeks passed. You are still in denial … not all ladies looking for handsome studs, or materialistic? Perhaps some look for good sex, rather? You were cursing beneath your breath, sigh-ing. World is unfair towards me!!
Just as you are about to accept your fate, chances realised. *Poop*. Sigh … just another wet dream, you sighed
Finally, you decided it is time you take charge of your own fate!! I cant be THAT bad, am i? Your self-esteem battered. Certainly there is something i m good in(besides Maths as those babes wont be asking you some Geometrical questions, you bet!) … learn to comb your hair first la. Hmmm … you looked into the mirror. It has been ages since you look at yourself. Damn … i looked so terrible, may be i m just a born loser … curled up, you continue to sleep, avoiding the pain of reality … i shall have my share, someday ..
Note : Will i get my first ONS experience? See you in the next episode …
TEH
Well … the numbers of viewers are stlll low … hmm … guess i need to do some marketing!! May be i should start to to my students’ blogs and post some self-ad there. SPAM-ming? Hmm …
Liverpool playing Stoke tonight at Anfield. If they lose, I think i will STAND for ONE NIGHT.
2.30 noon … Yes, they read my blog and released Teresa!! Haha.
Well, perhaps Dr M’s words carrying heavier weights than mine? Hmm … may be. 
Other than that, nothing positive yet … Anwar is like wait and see case, and such ‘hanging-on " is NOT good for decision making, especially in investing sense.
Aquarium
Yesterday, i brought my kids to UMS to see some fishes. It is an Aquarium!! Of coz a 2.5yrs old boy will be excited but if u have been to Sentosa, or Langkawi or KLCC … better still, OZ’s waterworld/aquariums, there is nothing to shout about at UMS’s aquarium!! Look .. they do have 3 sea-horse, few sharks, few baby turtle … and some garupa/siakap, k? Some corals and NEMO can be found there too! Haha. The entrance fees : RM5 for adults.
It is like I went to Lokkawi’s wild-life center(mini-zoo) 2/3 months ago. ER was very excited … but he went to KL’s zoo recently too. I love to see children … even if u cage a ___, they will be excited, anyway.
How to increase my viewers/followers
Either the meter is wrong or what … the number of readers of my blog reduced by 90%!! Perhaps i should write something fishy … hmm … or sensualising some issues, or even post some sexy pictures of mine! It always sell. Haha
Perhaps, i should discuss about topics related to sex, rather than politics. May be add some spices and imagining that i m the main actor, i mean … main chu-kok. What terms do they use arr? Never mind …
Topics related to SEX
1. One Night Stand
2. Phonography
3. Incest/Rape
4. will do some research first la
1 One Night Stand
Ok .. this should spice up some interest, I bet.
(psstt … please come back regularly as i will reveal some of my past experiences in next episodes!! Pictures and video will be shown to regular viewers. Or please call 1-800-TEH-5097 for home delivery. Thank You)
This O-N-S is a no-no in our hypocrite society/communities. First of all, what is the definition of O-N-S, anyway? Literally, it means a person stand in for one night. Standing where? See … even the term is vaguely assumed.
For example : If you are working in night shift, but your colleague/friend STAND in for ONE NIGHT in your absence, that is ONE NIGHT STAND?!
Of coz you dont be so naive la … but, literally isnt that what is says?
If u ask anyone if they have experience O-N-S before, most will look at you like "WHY do you want to know?" To us, it means having sex with another person for only one night(can be done in the noon, yet we still call them one NIGHT stand?). Silly … how about if i stay in a place with a person for one night without any physical contacts? Or perhaps with my good friend(same sex)? Isnt that O-N-S too? That is something i dont like … why cant we just be straight and ask … umm … did you have sex with a stranger/someone you know before and never have sex with him/her anymore? More direct … clearer, right?
Otherwise, we may not get the answer we are curious to know. BTW, if two person of opposite sex staying in a room together in a closed room for a night will NOT conclude as one night stand if they do not have any sex-ing? I m confused …
Me? You are asking me if i hv O-N-S before? Oh gosh … i will tell you in the next episode(will this trick more viewers to my blog? Hmm …)
As Raja Petra wrote, dont ask me as i m still a VIRGIN, with two kids. Haha
Have a nice weekend, anyway
TEH
p/s : I will try standing for a night … perhaps tmr night!
If i m in KL, I will join the rally. She is a threat to NATIONAL security? Haha.
morning … i hv been sitting here, in front of this particular pc since 8am, looking at data/charts and also trading blogs … the BIGGEST issue is the bailed out of AIG. US85billions, mind you.
Found a nice interesting blog : http://sportandstock.blogspot.com/. Unfortunately, he is an MU fans. Haha
Well, MU and Arsenal drew their games this morning. Only Chelsea won convincingly as Liverpool lucky to win their game. Phew.
Well, over in the school front, there are many primary kids ‘wondering’ in the school compounds. Well, some MARKETING is going on(in business terms). STTSS always manage to attract many chinese students(mostly well to do or academically good) from all over sabah.
Lucky boy … err … i mean, man. He is the smallest man, underneath the longest leg woman!! Hmm … as he is a Moggolian, chinese descent, isnt it …errr … pantang to be under-neath a woman?? Not even to walk under women’s underwear!! Hope the woman wearing something inside, but i think it will be difficult to see anything anyway. It is far too deep for him!!
These days we cant IGNORE Malaysian politics. They create new play, new scripts and also bringing new actors/actresses now and then. Branding and marketing here. Yesterday mark another “milestones” (Haha) … Badawi changed port-polio with Najib. It is like … asking my Economic colleague to teach Maths tmr and I shall take over the Economics subject!! No .. we dont need to let the students to know, or why should we consult the school’s admin? Just swop for fun la … afterall, WHAT damage can we do to the country? Oh, i mean students’ results. We could always blame it on the students NOT paying attention while i m teaching … Economics? Haha …
TEH
morning … watched Liverpool won their first CL’s game. 1-2, thanks to Gerrard’s beautiful goal and the penalty. They were one goal down but 10minutes later, they turned the table. Second half is really boringly nervous as they are playiong to defend their lead. That is something Rafa needs to learn from SAF.Attack is the best defence.
TEH
today is HOLIDAY in Sabah … no, not because Anwar said so … this is a strong hold of BN, tho PKR claimed that many Sabah MPs will jump ship(and turn into dogs).
I couldnt bother much … except that it is affecting KLSE so much and i hv to QUIT.
At San Fran’s having my fav mocha blended( wow … it is 12.50 now). I need to clear my mind. Hmm … smell of coffee is nice.
Anxiously we shall wait for the press conference by PAKATAN RAKYAT.
morning … LIVERPOOL WON … they beat Manchester United after so many years!!
In 3rd minute(i was getting ready with drink on hands and keropok still in tact), Tevez scored. Sigh. I thought it would be another trashing … and without Gerrard and Torres, HOW are they going to cope? My mind was away … LIverpool 0 MU 1. Slowly sinking in, i tried to be optimistic(it aint easy with their current form), I watched the game(after all i dont watch football, except Pool’s games). Building up momentum … i could see they are working hard, tho the passing is bad. Ok, Van De Sarr made two mistakes. He escaped from the first one(due to inefficient Kuyt cant even score with goal-mouth gapping wide) but he made another blunder by palming the ball into Brown’s knee and went into the open-goal. 1-1 … Liverpool was lucky to ’score’.
Second half, Liverpool dominating the game as Carrick is out of injury. Alonso and Mascherano controlled the center well. Introduction of Babel and Gerrard as substitutes giving Liverpool the much needed creativity … it is a matter of time they will score and they DID. GOOOALLL … Babel blasted the pass from Kuyt(Holland connections) …
well-deserved win. They were in the top of the table for a while before Chelsea easily beat Man City to top the table(with superior goal difference). Arsenal won easily against Blackburn too.
9:16 is TOMORROW … ESOK. MIN TIAN!! What a scare by DSAI!! The whole KLSE tumbling down. Much of my money stucked(or sucked?) inside but i still see the bottom is GOOD opportunities to collect some good stocks.
Anyway, left to be seen. I want to write about the ISA arrests but i might be arrested if i say my opinions? NO … this is MALAYSIA, a country which "PRACTICE" freedom of speech! Haha. YOu are NOT allowed to speak truth about someone influential or their connections. They are DEFENSIVE(only those taken CHILLY feel PEDAS la) and SWEAR on top of their freaking voice they are INNOCENT. Those palaces and millions they gathered are THEIRS as they worked VERY HARD(like toiling the paddy-field while carrying out their duties as MPs??). Ok, ok … i will continue to pretend to be naive and stupid. Sori-la Encik. I only drive Malaysian made KANCIL. Besides, what damage can a olang kecik like me do? I m just asking to have the FREEDOM to voice the shits accumulating in my shit-head la. Itu boleh kan? No? Ooppss … ok, ok Encik. I m silenced. Please dont block my blog, i hv thousands of followers. I promise … no no … i SWEAR, in the name of GOD, that i wont write any truth about my biased dirty views on our honourable DATUKs, TAN SRIs, Yang Berbahagias … or anyone who sucked millions from us, PUBLIC. We will continue to drive kancil while you are with Merz, staying in PALACES. Fair?
Side track … anyone been to Kuching and taken the river-boat up Sungai Sarawak? Does the tour guide shown you the WHITE PALACE(larger that Istana Negara, k?) stayed by MENTERI SARAWAK? And they even have a friendly neighbour with them, someone’s sister! I m disgustedly impressed.
9:16 is a public holiday in SABAH. Hurray!!
Teresa Kok … in the previous election, she won the Seputeh seat and yeah, i voted for her. She is the only lady, k? Haha. When people asked who i hv voted, i will just say … it is obvious, there is only one rose there! What a pervert i am, they might think! Haha.
Now, she is being arrested for harming national security? Err … ISA?? Hey, what happen to that AHMAD again? They took two weeks to find him and suspended for ONLY 3 yrs?? HEY, am i BODOH or WTF? WHY isnt he being detained under ISA but the poor reporter who was trying to do her job(and reporting some TRUTH) being detained??! READ ISA act … are they communists?? And that Ahmad staying at home, watching ASTRO in his BANGA-LOW?? How is that?? Ok Ok … i forgot i hv swore to be stupid, but cant blame me la, datuk, i m too stupid to remember what swearing is?! Enlighten me, oh my saviour … err .. i mean, Datuk Cerdik.
Teresa Kok, we pray for your release. May GOD continues to provide you with the strength to carry-on your struggles.
morning … it is 7.30am but many of us teachers are in school to attend a ‘lecture’ by Dr Vincent Pang of UMS regarding Education and Teaching. Yup, in my 18yrs of teaching i hv attended countless such talks/workshop/lecture. Most of it were … B-O-R-I-N-G. I better take more coffee now or have i learned how to snooze with eyes open(and without noises?).
Ok … will up-date to see if i slept off! *Yawn* … excuse me, i m zzzzzzzz
TEH
